- 5 horror movies I will never watch
We’ve all seen blog posts about the horror movies everyone should watch this year, along with blog posts showcasing what is on someone’s list; even I’ve written a blog post about the spooky shows and movies you should watch this month.
I wanted to get involved with this blog post idea again, but with a twist! Today, I will share 5 horror movies that I will never, ever, ever watch. This blog post isn’t about picking each movie apart. Instead, I want to explain why I just can’t stomach some horror movies based on previous experience or just a fear.
Enjoy! Feel free to share any horror movies you wouldn’t watch, for whatever reason, in the comments.
5 horror movies I will never watch
I will briefly explain each movie, based on a quick search on my streaming services or Google, and then explain why I will never watch each film.
Prepare for some stories!
This creepy-crawly film shows James Atherton as he captures two spiders from a new aggressive species of spiders. Chaos ensues as the fertile male spider escapes to Canaima in California, where it mates with a house spider. Hundreds of lethal spiders are produced, and this could be deadly for the town.
I don’t care that this is classed as a horror-comedy; I am still not watching a film where spiders take centre stage. I genuinely thought I would grow out of the fear of spiders, but nope, it hasn’t happened. The moment I see a spider, I am out of the room.
When I was younger, my dad would just grab spiders and release them outside. You read that right; he would just grab them with his hands. In those moments, Superman had nothing on my dad.
I still scream/shout when I see a spider now. Recently, I saw a spider on my laundry basket in my bedroom. I ran out of the room and called for my partner. The spider ran under the bed, and I was fully convinced I’d be sleeping on the couch, as there was no chance I would sleep in a room with a massive spider. Luckily, my partner found it, but unfortunately, it did not make it outside.
Please tell me someone else in their twenties is terrified of spiders?
47 Meters down uncaged 2019
This survival horror film is a standalone sequel to 47 Meters down (2017). The film follows two teenagers, Mia and Sasha, who are stepsisters. Sharks, drama and survival tactics follow as the girls battle to survive.
My reason for not watching this film doesn’t revolve around the horror aspect. Instead, it revolves around the water survival trope. For some reason, films involving water add a new level of anxiety. Plus, there are too many horrors involving sharks to count.
Insidious: Chapter 3 2015
Insidious: Chapter 3 is a supernatural horror film that I will kindly pass on. While this film does not focus on the Lambert family, who were at the centre of the previous films, it does feature a new family. Quinn Brenner takes centre stage in this film, and after an accident, she experiences paranormal situations.
I watched the first Insidious movie in 2010. I was around 14-15 years old. I’m 25 now and still have moments where I have to switch on the light as I remember the creepy red and black monster. The jump scares creeped me out, so there is no chance I will be watching any more Insidious films.
The Descent 2005
This 2005 film is described as a British adventure horror film featuring six thrill-seeking women struggling to survive in a cave system. Unfortunately, being trapped in a cave isn’t their only problem. Humanoid creatures reside in this unexplored caving system. Will they escape, or will the predators feed?
While the concept of this film is intriguing, I could never watch it. The combination of tight spaces, dark caves and the fear of getting crushed, no thank you. I will pass on this jump-scare horror.
This 2014 supernatural horror features a rate vintage porcelain doll. The doll is presented as a gift from John Form to his pregnant wife, Mia. The doll in question is placed in the nursery as a gift for their first child.
Unfortunately, a peaceful night does not ensue, as their neighbours experience a less than relaxed night. An attack takes place that changes the course of John and Mia’s life. A series of paranormal activities follow, and they all seem to revolve around the doll.
When I was younger, my sister and I had these decorative porcelain dolls in our room. Each one had a little victorian outfit and a bonnet. Their blank eyes starred into your soul, no matter where you stood in the room. Safe to say, they freaked us out. When I visit my parents, some dolls still remain.
The funny thing is, it’s only in recent years where my mum told us that she finds those porcelain dolls creepy, and she only kept them because she thought we loved them. It’s time for a clear out I think.
I have attempted to watch Annabelle, but there is just something about the doll that I can’t stand.
Even though there are a few horror movies I will never watch, I still enjoy others. For some reason, I just can’t bring myself to watch any of these.
I hope this post was entertaining and even made you laugh at certain points.
Is there any horror films that are on your do not watch list?